Erin Our bodies have been changing since we were born. Doctors (or whoever) have categorized them into stages. Infancy, toddler, school aged, preteen, teenager, young adult; these are all examples of our “descriptions” to give someone a general idea of how old we are. I would like to create a new category.
Now I have only had C-sections. I did not think I would have this particular problem until much later. However, I now know at least maybe billions of women who have this issue, so by now, I think it warrants a name. Not just a name like “old.” You cannot just say old because then that puts me (33) in the same group as a ninety eight year old woman! Piss-ager!
For a piss- ager, a cough may seem small, but it makes me have powerful leakage. A laugh is big, but it is a smaller leakage issue. My husband discovered the biggest one, and now constantly uses it as a weapon! This jackass now makes it a point to constantly scare me so I will piss myself! Son of a b%tch he uses this all the time! Does anyone else with this issue live in constant fear? Fear of your jackass husband hiding in every dark corner of your house just to make you get the squirts! Booing you as soon as you open the bathroom door just to somehow make you pee again after you just peed!!!!!!!
Betty White just turned ninety- nine. I am a huge fan. As much as she laughs and never runs off stage, I do not think she has this problem. I wanna be like Betty White! For once, I just want dry pants without having to wear a damn diaper looking contraption!
